I'm weird, you're an asshole.
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Yo Salt, I like your bangs, but I think you dropped off one too many semi. We'... 1 year 2 weeks ago
Tue, 12/28/2010 - 23:28
My grandpa and I used to go camping out at the lake when I was real little. They're some of the fondest memories of childhood I have, actually. I'd play in the lake... dig in the sand for the sake of diggin' I suppose...
He was the first one that taught me how to catch a fish! When I'd look at their little eyes lookin' back at me, I'd ask if they (the fish) were hurting. His response? "Fish don't feel pain." And I believed him.
UNTIL....
My dad informed me that fish DO feel pain. I don't even think he thought it'd matter to me that they did. But I was devastated - crushed. I suppose there are arguments over it, (whether they DO feel pain or not) but I don't care. It's MY choice.
But somehow, that always comes up when I'm at family affairs, which is one reason I hate them... no respect, I tell ya.
Over Christmas, Tom's dad, Thomas, was telling me I looked thin. Duh. I've always been thin. Then my log started in... before I knew it, the whole table was giving me shit - even my girl Cassie!
I asked them if they'd seen I Am An Animal? Or Food, Inc.? Or Food Matters? Of course not... it's all about the food chain in Texas.
The usual response is, "you're weird, Lyn."
Yeah, well.... maybe so.
But you're an ASSHOLE!
and FAT! [insert middle finger here]
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