Sex, Pot Brownies, and a Surprise!
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Yo Salt, I like your bangs, but I think you dropped off one too many semi. We'... 41 weeks 14 hours ago
Sun, 08/22/2010 - 21:28
Well, guess my sex life is about like every other married couple's on the planet - non-existant. I think it's funny when a newlywed talks about how great their relationship is... how they can spend endless hours talking to each other and never get bored. I always listen, nod, and think, "Jesus fucking christ. You're serious, aren't you?"
I'm pissy because I haven't had any in months... last night, I actually walked out completely naked in front of my log, bent over (on purpose!) to pick something up, and I swear, he didn't even look my way!!! WTF!?
Onwards with boring Sunday, I suppose. Johnny told me he has a surprise for me. I hope it's a vibrator. No tellin' with him... one time, he actually gave me pot brownies on accident! I thought I was going to die, but then we started laughing and couldn't stop. It was the funniest thing ever, after we both realized what happened. Then we got hungry and ate the rest of the brownies! Thanks to Johnny, that's one of two times I've even ingested that stuff! I think I'd be three hundred pounds if I smoked that shit.
Anyhow, back at ya tomorrow with the surprise... with Johnny, at least there's always something goin' on...
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