Feeling like a flower in an attic
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Thu, 08/12/2010 - 06:35

I watched Flowers in the Attic today... coincidentally, I'm feeling a bit like a flower in an attic. The whole time, my log, Tom, kept yelling, "why doesn't he (the older brother) just beat her (the grandmother) ass up?" Talk about taking the mystique out of it.
Now I know there are several things stupid about this flick. But give me a break, it was made in the 80's... 1987, to be exact. I just wanted to sit back and be taken away by a weird story... something weirder than mine...and instead, I was distracted from being distracted by some cowhead and his cheese farts!
.... "Let's [escape] now before it's too late," the good daughter said in Flowers.
Yes, I hear you, lady. I feel your pain....
The log had garlic pizza for lunch, so all his farts smell like rotted garlic bombs! There is no escape I'm afraid... I'm stuck in this garlic cheesy fart hell of an attic until someone else dies.

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