Brain Dump
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Yo Salt, I like your bangs, but I think you dropped off one too many semi. We'... 40 weeks 6 days ago
Sun, 08/08/2010 - 14:42

It's 4:30am in the morning, and I can't sleep. Can you say insomnia? After a series of less than desirable shows to watch, (8 Seconds!) I've finally decided on some shitty country music. I just can't turn my mind off... and shitty music helps... at least I'm thinking about how some dumb jacknut wrote those lyrics, rather than my lame life.
Why do we always do things that torture us? We think about shit we know will make us crazy. It's like an amusement park for our minds up there. Instead of cotton candy, we buy prozac and ambien. Well, I haven't invested in any yet, so maybe that's my problem!
But I hate takin' meds... I hate polluting my body... so why do I continue to think unhappy thoughts?
It'd be so cool to just take "brain dumps." Instead of going number 2, you're like, "I'll be right back, I gotta go take a brain dump." Then you come back, and your shit (no pun intended) is in check. You don't complain anymore... people with kids don't want to slap you, because you don't have kids and you've been bitching all night, saying stupid crap like, "When's someone gonna take care of me for a change?"... and the world's a less stinkier place.
OK, it's try number 2 at going to sleep now!

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