Get Over Yourself
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Yo Salt, I like your bangs, but I think you dropped off one too many semi. We'... 41 weeks 3 days ago
Tue, 07/06/2010 - 04:53

Dear Cheatah,
You know that little thing some people do... when they think they can do whatever they'd like and then just apologize, and everything's magically better? Yeah...
Well, fuck you. You did it to my friend, and now you're messin' with me, too! WTH?
You can tell my friend all the lies you want, and SHE can forgive you, but don't try to manipulate me in the process... I already think you're a piece of shit, so it's not like you have to try to piss me off or anything. We're good. Solid. It's an affirmative.
First you cheated on her, and now you're calling ME a liar? Somehow this is my fault, since I told her she'd be OK without you? Huge newsflash, stupid - it wasn't a lie!!! You're trying to blame things on others, rather than just being a man about it. Who else is with me on this?
I get it, the National Association of Unsolicited Opinions message, "Get Over Yourself" that I left via a sticky on your car didn't go over so well with your stiletto co-worker ... but why is that my fault? She's a tramp, and so are you.
I shoulda put that on the sticky!!

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OMG, Lyn, you did not! You
by Cassie - 07/08/2010 - 06:53
OMG, Lyn, you did not! You actually made stickies?? You're crazy, girl! But, that's why I love ya'. Now, give me some of those stickies. Someone's gotta use them to say something NICE to people. Sheesh.
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