A Sticky Situation

Lyn Blue

Wed, 06/16/2010 - 20:24

If you think your friend's husband is having an affair should you say anything? I mean, I was all signed up for The National Association of Unsolicited Opinions, but this takes sticky to a whole other level. I've heard people yack about these things on TV and the radio before, but I've never been in the middle of something like this... it's no longer fun gossip... it just dramatically sucks.

If I tell my friend, there's a chance she won't believe me, or she'll play it off... defend his actions, which makes me look like an ass. If I talk to him, he'll turn my friend against me somehow... I just know it. I'm so screwed either way!!!! If I keep it to myself and she does find out, then I'm the bad guy. Seriously.

HELP! I need Marge therapy today.

What if I just write a sticky and put it on his car window?

Something like, "I know what you did this summer."

Shit. Now it's just creepy. AND, my good behavior is being compromised.

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