It's a semi-good day in Sunshine!
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Yo Salt, I like your bangs, but I think you dropped off one too many semi. We'... 41 weeks 1 day ago
Thu, 06/24/2010 - 22:09
Well, semi-good news to report. My friend's husband (the one who cheated) is still alive, but this time he's taking a back seat, and it ain't with that other women in their SUV... it's in the other bedroom in their house, till he finds another place to live. Live and learn, guys!
On a brighter note, Johnny keeps telling me he's got something cool to give me for my birthday this year, besides his regular gift of brownies, which I'm always weary about anyhow. This should be interesting... especially since my birthday's not till the fall. wth?
And my log is still as dry as always. But ya know, at least he's steady in his dryness. And at least it's not like having to deal with vaginal dryness. It's more like... penis dryness. Put that one in the books, doctors!
Thank God for Marge next door! Who woulda thought that I'd like talking to an old cat lady so much? I just need to find her a hot pair of cat woman pants so she stops attracting those smelly old flies.
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