Does my chest say "F you" on it?
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Thu, 04/15/2010 - 09:21

I swear, some guys are so stupid! Can you anymore OBVIOUSLY stare HARD at my breasts?
Let me answer that for you. NO, YOU CAN'T!
What's worse - they're not even that Big!
I felt like saying, "do my boobies have 'fuck you' written on them? No? OK, let me go get my marker
and come back."
I mean, I'm talking about a motel room, to add insult to injury. I can only imagine what they're imagining!
Here's a thought for you guys who suddenly feel urges to stare at my small (but perky) breasts when I'm telling you crappy room rates....................................... FUCK YOU SOOOOOO HARD BITCH ASS FUCKER (imagine THAT written in black sharpie on my chest).
Oh, and have a nice stay!
Wow, that actually felt good to get off my chest, even tho I might go to hell for it.
Now what shall I have for a midnight snack? hmmmmmmm Popcorn! POP-POP-POP!

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