Fuck me silly rabbit?

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Wed, 01/27/2010 - 08:29

There's a cool front blowing in so everyone's going to the doctor. If you don't know by now, People, the cold doesn't actually give you a COLD. People get colds from ONE sickly person when they're huddled in the doctors office together whining. Think about it. You have to catch a cold, and you don't catch it from the actually temperature. Geez.

Anyhow, the only reason I'm writing about a doctor's office is because I just got out of one. I go every so often to give blood. I swear, it's disturbing that THESE people are in charge of MY life. Before they figured out I was waiting at the counter they were all cursing and gossiping about a patient. Now, I'm no Pollyanna, but it kinda makes me wonder what school they went to, if at all, and who said this was an OK way to be in the office? They were talking about a genital warts patient (uh- confidential, you think?) and I don't want to hear about the warts growing in some god-like angular force of nature in perfect symmetry around her va ja ja!!!!!!! ahhhhhhh!!!! WTF? And to boot, the young assistant's response to this was,"fuck me, silly rabbit!" What does that even mean?

And I'm next in line... y..a..y...

first of all, they call my name, knowing damn well who I am. I look at them - standing about a foot away and raise my hand.

This town, about 30 min from Sunshine, only has around 10K people, of whom they see monthly, if not weekly. We all know each other's last names, so when they call out your name and take a moment to look around you before they look at YOU - well, it's a joke. But I think I startled them... they knew that I knew WHO they were talking about. The girl who's infected is from Sunshine. If I were anyone else, the whole town would know this. But fortunately for her sake, I don't care enough to spread anything else. I'm just a girl who blogs about it.