Loving animals right now, not people.

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Yo Salt, I like your bangs, but I think you dropped off one too many semi. We'... 42 weeks 7 hours ago

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Wed, 04/08/2009 - 09:22

What does it say about me if I like hanging out with animals more than people? I'll tell you what - that I have a brain. They don't disappoint nearly as much.

I can't even depend on the TV as a diversion anymore. I flip it on and there it is - a talk show with some sex therapist saying what women should be doing. Fuck that. Where's the talk show with men telling men what they should be doing?

Who wants to admit they're a complete failure, really? See... making my point further...when you're with animals, it doesn't matter. I can sing, "Fuck off... piss off... I hate my stupid life, you ugly dog..." and as long as I have a pleasing voice, they don't know the difference & they love me. They don't judge me.

I'm so tired of everyone acting like us couples who don't have sex as much live in flawed relationships, and that it's the woman's fault. Women want to be desired too. We don't just want his log to get hard; we want it to get hard over us!!! It's total crap.

I mean, we don't fight. We don't even argue. The house is clean. Sometimes, it's too clean. So, if nothing's wrong, there's gotta be something, right? No one can stand happiness if they're not the one who's basking in it. So they sling sex out like it's a weapon.... "If you're not having it X amount of times a week then you MUST be doing something WRONG, RIGHT?!"