Friends, really??!

I'm so conflicted right now...

So what I'm encountering now are people I knew in highschool and haven't spoken to in like ten years requesting me as a "friend." I mean, most of them live a couple blocks away, since they town is so small... so we say "hi" at the groc. store to be nice, but never have a stinkin' "conversation."~ So, if I 'decline' their invitation and run in to them at Walmart, will that make it weird? But if I accept, I know those nosey bitches will only hold my words against me and talk about me behind my back. Twitter's the one place I can vent freely, ya know? Besides here of course... Makes me want to close my facebook all together. Actually, I'll go ahead and do that.

I'm just in a weird mood today. Aside from filtering all my "good friends" on facebook, I've been thinking of the strangest things. I think I got a contact high from Johnny earlier at work. Smokin' that shit again!! Is that possible???

I just thought of something funny. What if people (guys in particular) just SAID what they felt? I call it the, "What if God Were Perfect" show for men. This is how I think it would go:

GUY: "Hi, babe. Damn, you look like shit. It's been a long day at work and all I really want to do is have you suck my dick after you make me something to eat."

GIRL: "Hey babe. No problem. I'll get right on it... what are you hungry for? And dessert? Oh wait, you wanted me to suck your dick before hand... let's go lie down so I can do that. Want me to rub your feet first?

GUY: "No, I want you to do it while I watch porn. But can you try to hurry, I want to take a nap before dinner."

GIRL: "No problem, honey. I'll get right on it, so I can prepare you something nutritionally delicious in a hurry."