gribbit, gribbit

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Mon, 01/19/2009 - 00:36

Fetus - beware. How do you know the person carrying you is really your mother? A friend of Cassie's does this surrogate mother deal... where she carries a baby for couples who can't. Seems nice, right? Selfless, even. Plus she makes like 10gs or something. C-r-a-z-y. I wouldn't do it for 20. Anyhoo, the couple gets her preggos right? Then, a week later they find out they're actually preggos too!!! Now what? And to make it more eggo my preggos- the surrogate lady is having twins, so they have to pay her twice as much. No doubling of pleasure and fun here. Ha. Now they'll be 20gs in debt with 3 babies. Neat.

What do you say to that?

"This is God. I'm so sorry to inform you that you'll be compared to the 'Hilton sisters' now - everyone will know you exist, but won't know why. But you're special. The pieces won't add up on Earth, but they will be clear once you reach heaven."

I personally think it would be funny if the babies came out looking like frogs and all they could say was, "gribbit. gribbit." That would take the edge off the rest, don't you think?

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