not the smoothest move
Thu, 05/13/2010 - 06:46
been dodging the big boss for weeks now, and she finally got me today! she asked me about the convention I wasn't supposed to be at and I told her how awesome it was. not the smoothest move, Bob!
so I just told her the truth...
I begged for forgiveness, promised I'd bring her her favorite latte for a month, and gently offered to rub her shoulders, since she's always complaining about them hurting.... and...
she fired me.
but it was my fault... how I could I even be mad? I let the excitement of the weekend's event dictate the direction of my life, rather than the reality of the paycheck... what's new... I mean, God knows I like to gamble, but I didn't want to be homeless - again.
I guess there's time to look for a new job before the money completely runs out...
but for now, it's time to take my winning tickets down to the convenience store and cuddle up with some cherry chocolate chip ice cream.
word.

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